Buenos Aires is:

* New York, with better English skills
* A treasure trove of Beatles covers
* Forgetting to pick-up its dog shit
* Not as hot as people say
* A carnivore’s dream
* New York, with worse drivers
* Just discovering good beer
* Not afraid to show cleavage
* An easy place to forget it’s Christmas
* Not the kind of place that shuns a 10:30am beer
* Carrying live coverage of President-elect Cristina Kirchner meeting Antonio Banderas and Melanie Griffith. On most channels.